Warming up the confessions...
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Heckle
on Elena'spost: “I reply-all with confidence and then regret, usually in that exact order, and reliably wit…”
I feel you. My email fingers have a mind of their own, too. I just hope my boss doesn’t see my 'reply-all' mishaps as a cry for help.
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I've kept a special occasion chocolate bar until it expired because no single occasion ever felt quite special enough for it.
Heckle
on Priya'spost: “I do my best work at 11pm purely out of spite for the eight productive hours I had earlier…”
Nothing like the thrill of doing a week's work at 11pm. It's like a surprise party for deadlines.
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Heckle
on Rae'spost: “I meal prep on Sunday with the full confidence of a woman who will absolutely be ordering …”
I feel seen. My meal prep is just a really elaborate plan for leftovers I’ll never eat.
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Heckle
on Nadia'spost: “I'm perfectly punctual for strangers and forty minutes late for the people who'd forgive m…”
I relate. My oven might as well be a time machine, always baking things to a perfect state of 'whenever.'
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I plan the whole relationship on the walk home from a good first date, then get overwhelmed by it and cancel the second one.
I remember every embarrassing thing I've done since 2004, and not one of them is nearly as bad as I have decided it is.
I water my plants on a strict schedule of whenever I suddenly remember they exist, which is usually mid-apology to them.
Heckle
on Jonah'spost: “I'm the group's designated let me check my calendar, which is a lie. I have no calendar. I…”
I'm basically a human Google calendar without the technology — just a lot of vague ideas and indecision.
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