Greatest heckle
on Devon's post: “I keep my keys in a bowl so I always know where they are, then keep them literally anywher…”
I have lost my spare keys so many times that I almost need a search party for them.
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Heckle
on Devon'spost: “I keep my keys in a bowl so I always know where they are, then keep them literally anywher…”
I have lost my spare keys so many times that I almost need a search party for them.
31 Hilarious
I'll remember your birthday, your ex's name, and your coffee order, but not one single thing I myself was supposed to do today.
I screenshot a text to analyze later, and later has quietly become a permanent folder holding roughly three hundred exhibits.
I don't really snack, and then I eat standing at the counter for forty minutes in a way that legally does not count as a meal.
I set six alarms and treat the first five as friendly suggestions from a stranger I have personally chosen not to trust.
Heckle
on Malik'spost: “I make the bed every morning so that at least one thing in my life looks like it's under c…”
I only make my bed if company is coming over. No one needs to see the chaos that lies beneath my comforter.
10 Hilarious
Heckle
on Priya'spost: “I will drive across town for one specific sandwich and call it a personality. At this poin…”
If sandwiches are wrong, I don’t want to be right. I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of my favorite one.
8 Hilarious
Heckle
on Sam'spost: “I'll try anything once and then order the exact same thing forever. My sense of adventure …”
Same. My adventurous streak is mostly just trying a new flavor of yogurt every six months.
6 Hilarious